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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Small world
Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
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sdemon_fml 0
forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^
Spider_fml 9
Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!
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Comments (134)
countrygirl0118 6
ouch, sorry OP. I would've asked to be assigned another cake.
taytay09 0
totally **** that cake up girl :)
mmaire 0
who's to say that cake isn't about to sit uneaten? he might pull the same sort of thing; either way, feel sorry for his fiancee, she's either getting dumped at the altar or (even worse) is going to spend her life stuck with a jerk! you dodged the bullet!
NanaNi_fml 0
This is mean but put laxidives in the cake
NBeaverhausen 0
oh, boo hoo hoo
teamwork 0
you should have injected large quantities of urine into the cake.
Reka_fml 0
uhhh. (megmergezted? :D ) agreed.
BurpusMe 0
Getting jilted at the altar is better than a divorce!!
greeneye_fml 12
This calls for EX-LAX!!!
x3kae 0
awe.. ass.