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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Small world
Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
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sdemon_fml 0
forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^
Spider_fml 9
Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!
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Comments (134)
wolfspellcaster 5
way to go! it's good that you were professional. it shows the decency in you as a person
moose8996 0
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jetaimehannah 6
I'd have a field day with that cake. Talking spit, lacatives.. >:)
ZeroIce 12
Really? You decorate cakes at a bakery? I thought you decorated them in the bathroom... ._.
katiokos 2
put a "special ingredient" in it.
icepick23 12
You shit in the chocolate batter?
Elizabeth_Scholt 18
I am so sorry, miss. :(( I cannot imagine being in your situation!
fantasyworld 39
Poison the cake.
JMcDougalBurger 11
Oh wow that's harsh, bet he knocked her up and hates himself for it everyday
PsudoAnon 20
Maybe he'll do it again. Or maybe he won't, but years later will wiah he had.