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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Small world
Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
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sdemon_fml 0
forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^
Spider_fml 9
Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!
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Comments (134)
_GODZILLA_ 0
You should've mixed a laxative or dog shit into the icing.
Nadinek98 0
u mean like how Ur fat and ugly . don't hate on op because she has job bitch
hiddenriot7 5
you should have put f*** you on it in frosting
awesumnes 0
U should hav killed that cake.
greyzero 0
I don't think it would've been wrong to add a little arsenic...
hpdrew15 9
I would have screwed it up on purpose
livyyyy 0
awwwwww that must of been sooooooo awkward!!! I feel bad for you i hate seeing or talking to my exs I cud not even imagine making a WEDDING CAKE for a guy who left me soooo rudely!!!
dan1234567 4
put laxatives in the cake
Rickilynn1 10
I like how this post has barely any votes and it's from two years ago. haha
lkrunner101 7
how does she deserve this?