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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Small world
Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
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sdemon_fml 0
forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^
Spider_fml 9
Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!
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theonecasey 27
What a dirt bag
TheSacredRatty 18
I’d poison it too, but you could face some serious consequences if you did that. Loosing your job would be the least.