Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sharted while skiing - wearing a bib outfit and no change of clothing. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in Poison Ivy. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
Today, I was on a bus with a whole bunch of athletes at a ski competition. I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked to the back and I let the floodgates open up. When I came out, everyone who was at the back of the bus near the bathroom had moved to the front because the smell was so putrid. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML
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Top comments
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Pics or it didn't happen ;) Sorry, someone had to say it.
sourgirl101 29
Haha, now that's funny! Did you leave a pee trail all the way down?
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Comments (94)
denvan 0
hahaha that would be an epic video if it was recorded
caZper 4
this made my day. sorry. lol
elizabethann416 0
Lmfao!!! :)
DakotaCat 4
Check me out Sven! I'm skiing on the yellow!
alpine75 0
This has to be fake. You mean to tell me if you started moving with your pants down you wouldn't do whatever you could to stop including falling on your side to stop moving?
xavier1623 4
The latest technology, Pee On The Go!
idragosani 17
Urban legend you can read about on snopes
bramberkhout 10
Bahaha that's so freaking funny. I wish I'd seen it, would've laughed my ass off! Did you pee while gliding?!
dragunina 0
you know you can take your skis off right?
lindseycoleman19 0
bahaha that's awesome :)