Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sharted while skiing - wearing a bib outfit and no change of clothing. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in Poison Ivy. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
Today, I was on a bus with a whole bunch of athletes at a ski competition. I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked to the back and I let the floodgates open up. When I came out, everyone who was at the back of the bus near the bathroom had moved to the front because the smell was so putrid. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML
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lolol_BKYCHO 3
Pics or it didn't happen ;) Sorry, someone had to say it.
sourgirl101 29
Haha, now that's funny! Did you leave a pee trail all the way down?
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Comments (94)
rogerover 19
for those of you yelling her to take off her skis. depends on the quality of the snow. might sink into the powder...
swampstomper 0
you should've said you where trying to write your name on the snow. ROFLMAO
Vagrarian 2
FAKE. This is an urban legend/joke that I've heard many times, although it's always a FOAF (friend of a friend).
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
Well OP I hope you managed to pull some of it back up while gliding down the slope. Otherwise, ohmyyy0.0 haha.
acieg 0
hope you shaved lol
XxSKELETOxX 0
Why? Bushes FTW
HiByeDi3 0
^^ :D lol idc either way, but funny comment
Donat96 20
@58. Being an FML from France, I'm sure she was plenty hairy. Needless to say I would have loved to be there. ;)
WaylonD 4
Don't eat the yellow snow!
jurbul 15
follow the yellow brick road
varkey 7
YDI, take your skis off first, or wait to ski down the slope lol, so your underwear was down the whole time? i guess FYL too just cause you exposed yourself to everyone
Bob65803 0
I hear ski instructors generally have a few that fall for that gag every season... :-)
Vagrarian 2
I heard a similar story as a kid and have heard it here and there regularly. Either this happens to a skier every season or....