Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
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IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Like a good neighbor state farm is there! With unemployment.
PuffDaddy395 3
Do you work at an auto repair shop..?
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Llamacod 11
Last time I checked, insurance covers only as much as one pays premiums for. For instance my insurance covers me for up to 400 or 500k per claim for the amount of premiums I pay. So, unless the boss were to drive a beugatti(sp?) I'd be ok. Whose to say op doesn't pay for for even higher coverage than that. Dumbass
m1grande 3
I used to crash shit. But then i took an arrow to the knee
123_omg 19
ydi for not knowing how to drive in the winter.
Crystal55621 19
Oh..that sucks. You're in Illinois? I know the feeling. I just moved to Cali.
TraeThaTruth07 7
So 92, basically if you are a 'boss' then you much be rich and drive expensive cars. Interesting logic there. It isn't nice to call other commenters dumbasses just because they have better insurance than The General which you clearly must have.
cdogLuvs2golf 0
I would think that if he had anti lock breaks then it would decrease the damage maybe
Mach10 0
Your profile says your 13, and from MN. You've got some tough, tough lessons ahead of you if you believe that ABS will stop you faster.
cdogLuvs2golf 0
Because it does stop you faster and prevents your brakes from locking up in emergency situations.
AndysFancy 6
$ 500,000.00 per claim, llamacod? Who's the dumbass?
Headcrab 29
That's what you get for thinking prayer works.
bobbycorwen 5
Well, praying didn't work the first time. I doubt it will now.
catseventhst 0
That sucks