Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I was driving at night and saw a small animal run across the road. I slammed on my brakes and got rear-ended. The animal turned out to be a plastic grocery bag. FML
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letitbe56 0
I never understood why people like having those lawn ornaments. I think they're kind of tacky. And clearly they can be hazardous too!
Lolbrittany 0
At least the deer is ok.
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Comments (101)
SirAwesome 0
And this is why woman shouldn't be allowed to drive.... Yes, this comment is a joke. You sensitive types will probably hide it anyway.
sockmonkey560 0
Three words. Wear Glasses dumbass. Lol made my day.
Caddy23 0
That does suck, true you shouldn't drive tired, but your reaction was what i think, a natural one. The same thing happened to me, i was driving home from work at 9pm and a kangaroo jumped out infront of me, your immediate reaction is to break/swerve. The important thing is that your ok.
discosoup 0
YDI for DWFemale.
becxahh 0
uhm that just proved your a douche. i could prolly drive better than you, and i'm female, and i'm also 15. Good luck getting laid with that attitude.
jacklinjanna 0
This is when you sue the people with the lawn ornament... Duh? It's an easy win.
andy3_fml 0
i think that this is an excuse for drunk driving... it sounds like the OP was hiding that they were drunk by saying that they were tired
Lonely4 0
Driving while sleepy can be just as bad, if not worse, than driving while drunk -- driving when you are that tired can make you hallucinate, get paranoid, or have terrible reaction time. YDI for putting other people in danger driving like that.
sj_19 0
YDI for not knowing how to spell *brakes*
Brak_Spaceman 19
YDI for misspelling "brakes."
PICKLESTICKLE 0
YDI for misspelling brakes. YDI for misspelling paniked. YDI for being sleepy. YDI for putting other people in danger. YDI for being retarded. YDI for hitting a tree. YDI, YDI, YDI. i CANT say it ENOUGH!!! YDI YDI YDI