Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Don't mess with people. Just let the cops issue the tickets and make that lady go to several courthouses simultaneously.
nitemare0 17
Get the licence plate, and have her charged with assault
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Comments (68)
Voij 16
Being afraid still doesn't give her the right to openly attack him without any warning. "Aww, poor Hitler, he was just so very afraid of jewish people."
Satoaoi 13
well you could have been a mugger for all she knows
mirokuboy2 20
Perfect example of why people aren't friendly anymore.
bonkers_becca 10
that's when you smash her window and punch her in the head!
FuKcMee 32
charge the bitch with assault!!
mrebeccan 19
yeah, don't ever try to be nice... people are mean. FYL
dalink 24
I think the addition of the AC background has somehow turned Noor into a sexual deviant... Not that there's anything wrong with that.
BombaysChylde 3
I would've Sparta kicked her window
candiighal1121 14
You should have called the cops after or something! I bet she didn't even have it licensed
NOACCEPTANCE772 21
She might of thought you were a Jehovah's witness which would make lotta sense.