Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Don't mess with people. Just let the cops issue the tickets and make that lady go to several courthouses simultaneously.
nitemare0 17
Get the licence plate, and have her charged with assault
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Comments (68)
Kingbreezy04 10
Today I was driving my car and a potential rapist walked to my window and said, "excuse me. " I pulled out my pepper spray and let him have it. I hurried home and noticed I had a tail light out. Oh well I still could have gotten raped.
NikkiAmber09 12
No good deed goes unpunished. Sorry OP.
TheDrifter 24
You'd think she would at least let OP get past "excuse me" before macing him. I'm not one of the beautiful people, and psychos like her are the reason I delight in watching the self righteous suffer the fallout of their own stupidity.
theoutcastcutie 1
you guys don't really get it do you? if you did that in my neighborhood, it would be a BLESSING to just get maced. trust me, i know. i pretty much did the same thing and i almost got stabbed. and im a 15 year old girl.
WhisperSoflty 20
Please, tell us more about how HARDCORE MUTHAFUCKA your 'hood is. I'm totally sure that you've almost been shanked to death by strangers at 15. Now, that's not to say that there aren't places in the US where crime is more severe, but get real.
ajeppsen 25
ALMOST. The key word is almost. You better stay away from Compton, CA.
Gestpacho88 12
15 year old girl huh? Thought the female color on this site was pink, not blue....
sporty_14 5
LMAO, "who's there, are you a sex criminal?!" lol
chimocho 8
Being from the UK where we don't have Mace spray (it's illegal), whenever I see posts about getting maced I always wonder why people are carrying around big spiky clubs.
madcappd 4
Because it matches our chainmail, that's why.
kemando 22
Well she already got 2 tickets for that. lol
alison98hp 8
You most definitely got the tail end of the deal. Even more so than the other person.
buckdharma 38
Violence is rampant. Even in the previous FML. He locks the door and abuses himself.
BronayPonay 6
Don't worry OP, she's just playing hard to get.
zandalee 20
Best comment! Lol.