Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Don't mess with people. Just let the cops issue the tickets and make that lady go to several courthouses simultaneously.
nitemare0 17
Get the licence plate, and have her charged with assault
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Comments (68)
Geary519 20
she was probably waiting for soneone to tell her that her tail light was out so she could mace them
cheertrombonist 9
...what? who the hell does that? ahh, yes, you. that must be where the idea manifested.
LarryLaDouche 13
Do you not 33? I don't just mace them though, after they're dazed I put some distance between us and go for a flying knee smash to the face.
zandalee 20
...Then a flying rugby tackle!!
Darksoul09 16
Its okay. she got her punishment. (FML above this one)
OrgasmicBunnies 9
I believe the saying goes... "Never have good intentions."
zandalee 20
Ummm. I don't think so.
ulissey_fml 22
So what if she likes her car to be an eyesore !
xfluttershy07 8
dafuq she could've at least looked first!!
lexieB2014 19
that's okay she'll eventually get caught by the police , then justice will be served lol
lilhellian 27
I was thinking of this one innocently until that last line.. >.
fuckmylife518 15
By any chance was she the person who posted an FML right after you about driving with a broken taillight and getting ticketed for it twice in an hour? If so, she was having a REALLY bad day...
Sandman366 6
Headlight, but close. Think she'd mention macing someone in frustration though, so probably not the same lady.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Probably a misunderstanding, I don't think she's a bitch if she was afraid and did it, only if she intentionally knew you meant well and did it anyways.
Enslaved 38
Paranoia, the destroyer. Paranoia, the destroyer. ***Hey, if some random stranger came up to me out of no where, I'd freak too. I don't know your intentions, good or bad!