Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I spilled loose face powder on myself while applying my make-up. My sister subsequently walked in on me vacuuming my crotch. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at the mall because I thought it was automatic. It wasn’t. The make up smudge from my face is now part of the door's Christmas decor. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
I would recommend seeing a doctor if you haven't already. In case you have tiny shards in your cheeks now.
rhodium 0
Ouch... that's gotta hurt.
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Comments (74)
Jotne 0
Obvious solution: Put glass in his bed and/or food. Seriously, the little ****** has to learn. If others get seriously hurt because of your actions, even if it wasn't on purpose, there are consequences. If you love him, send him to the hospital - if he doesn't learn that avoiding enraging others is always a high priority, imagine what could happen when he grows up and run into assholes like me. Not good. If you don't love him, do it out of spite.
webkinzfreak96 0
Oh shizz!!! Holy omg owwie didn't you at least see the glass bits everywhere?
erowlyn 0
ouch
Gillypants 3
that's what you get for using a sponge to put on foundation. fail.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
I meant to say sponges, I accidently added a letter and it autocorrected me on my iPhone, I didn't mean to say Spongebobs; and you can't fix it on here. -.- And liquid foundation makes you look cakey-like; and it doesn't go on as even. Sponges really are the way to go when applying foundation.
mommatee09 0
dam can u say a beat down 4 ur brotha cuz dhats wat he needs lol
DanceGirl01 0
OUCH!!!!!!!!!! Sorry for that!!!! PS...what does OP and all that other stuff mean?? i'm new...
ar11ana 6
OP - original poster YDI - you deserved it YLS - your life sucks FYL - f your life
ar11ana 6
& the symbol on the top right tells whether the OP is (M)ale or (F)emale
Fabby_fml 2
Haven't ANY of you ever nicked yourselves shaving before? If the glass was small enough (which it obviously was, because the OP didn't notice it) then she very well may not have noticed she was bleeding until she'd put on enough to scratch up her face. Small scratches like that hardly hurt at all.
FlippyFloppies 0
Wow, what an asshat of a little brother. That sucks.
leushqua 2
And you wouldn't notice that after one smear? You had to scratch all of your face before you noticed?