Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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Top comments
ididitmyself 0
just cuz she has blackheads doesn't mean she doesn't wash her face.
Eli0 0
"you have the most adorable black eye," is the correct response
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Comments (97)
cindybuzz 5
YDI for having a face. ;)
Shyman4ever 0
WTF r blackheads?
redbluegreen 41
Blackheads, also known as open comedones, are follicles that have a wider than normal opening. They are filled with plugs of sebum and sloughed-off cells and have undergone a chemical reaction resulting in the oxidation of melanin. This gives the material in the follicle the typical black color.
xEeveex 0
you can still get rid of them so no need to explain to everyone what they are, We know.
cwl727 33
She was responding to the one person's question asking what a blackhead is.
cindybuzz 5
YDI for having a face. ;)
sillyrose 0
That's adorable, not even an FML. This is the first one I didn't vote either way on because of that.
scruffy_vi0831 0
That's the sweetest, cutest thing ever!
koolbop56 0
People are so harsh, fyl even though I'm thinking his reply to your reaction mustve been trying to comfort you by being cute. But seriously. BLACKHEADS DO NOT MEAN YOU DONT TAKE CARE OF YOUR SKIN.
The_Ja 0
Can you say what a let down?
jess222 0
lmfao aweee
TItan160 0
hey he still thinks they're cute
cwl727 33
He thought they were cute when he thought they were freckles but now that he knows they are blackheads he doesn't think they are cute.
diabetic_rage 0
YDI for not taking care of your face.
lalaland94 0
karma is a bitch, douche bag. i hope that tomorrow you wake up with hundreds of blackheads on your face and a huge whopper of a zit on your forehead.
diabetic_rage 0
too bad i actually take good care of the way I look to prevent shit like that from ever happening. Moron.
tapesculpture 0
you're a moron asshole you can wash your face everyday and use facial shit and you can still get them.
diabetic_rage 0
trolled
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Dude...I love your comment! Go you!!!
xxlillyxx 0
omfg that was like an epic own!!!! u r amazing!!!!!