Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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ididitmyself 0
just cuz she has blackheads doesn't mean she doesn't wash her face.
Eli0 0
"you have the most adorable black eye," is the correct response
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Comments (97)
OhtheHumanity 3
Don't worry about it. I know blemishes such as acne and blackheads totally demolish self-esteem. It's normal for people to get those sort of issues with their skin, so seriously, don't worry about it. At least he thought they were cute! :)
bandit09 0
BUY SOME FACIAL STUFF for your dirty ass face an then if that don't work then cover your face with a bag...lol
7monkey14crazy94 0
Lmao that is some funny stuff! But I think I would cry
ahsnapcrackpop 0
http://textsfromlastnight.com/search/?keywords=blackheads bahaha. I can only hope that was from your boy.
nerdlover 0
Haha damn you got here before I did. :D
hails81 0
whitehawk_fml 0
there only blacheads don't eat greasy foods or chocolate
charbz 0
Tell your boyfriend his **** is small.
hahahayeahright 5
*proactive/clean&clear*
hatemyluck 15
Those don't even work. She should see a doctor for effective results.
paigee1234 0
You people are morons and frankly really rude. Getting blackheads have absolutely nothing to do with personal hygiene. Obviously none of you have ever has to suffer through acne and don't understand that to most people it is really emotionally scarring and lowers self esteem dramatically. I can bet that 90% of you ignorant people have blackheads and don't even realize it. If you had some and people commented on it you would understand that it is SO rude. You can howler everyday and wash your face regularly and use cleansers and still get acne/ blackhead. Pure ignorance and lack of respect.
paigee1234 0
Sorry about the typos guys. Autocorrect :/
NamelessFace 22
On top of that, blackheads are typically the hardest to get rid of solely using facial cleansers and the easiest to get in the first place. If I ever get a blackhead, I always have to put a hot towel on it and then pop it or something like that or else it takes way too long.
diamondbaby16 4
That's embarrassing