Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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ididitmyself 0
just cuz she has blackheads doesn't mean she doesn't wash her face.
Eli0 0
"you have the most adorable black eye," is the correct response
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Comments (97)
lexiBRo 0
lmao!! OP definitely knew that she didn't have any freckles so she deserves it for tilting her head to the side so her bf could get a better look at her blackheads..haha
ericavel 0
You must have some big blackheads then. Damn
xEeveex 0
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you dont have money to by shit just pop them bitches out!
xEeveex 0
ughh "BUY" my bad.
Sanrio90 8
haha today has some funny shit up in here!
himynameisanna 0
Well they must have been some big ass blackheads. :P
hat_fml 0
oh thats just cruel...
socalpookie 0
Ok, everyone here obviously doesn't know that blackheads are a tiny cap that forms on top of preexisting dry pimples. The blackhead is made to hide the filth, but doesn't really do a great job If you don't squeeze them out, you deserved it sorry. That's just face maintenance.
erijgio82489 0
haha hes a funny guy. big deal there blackheads just pinch them and they'll go away.
andrewms 0
Maybe you should wash your face more...
A_dead_guy 0
well at least he was staring lovingly into your eyes