Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
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Top comments
sleepwalker13 25
Yikes, they grow up so fast. I'd cry if my 13-year-old sister was already doing that.
Shadowvoid 33
Maybe you should have another talk to her about what 13 year olds should and shouldn't be doing.
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Comments (144)
Kitouran 30
Just because you and your friends were hooking up doesn't mean that thirteen's an okay age to start having sex. No shame to those who started at that age, but it DOES feel a little too young.
averagejoe2ceo 1
I'm 27. Tell your little sister that I can find her ********! :-)
Shamandalie89 32
Why don't you have a seat right over there?
KatieJBabe 27
Maybe you should go find yourself a prison cell..
hotdamnlrock 14
There's nothing wrong with cutting pubes w/ scissors. It's safer and not everyone likes hairless "cats" if you know what I mean.
Chick29 9
13 year old with a boyfriend thinking like that. Society today.
Vitani_Verci 24
I still think that's far too young. Though everyone's right, you can't tell someone (especially at that age) to just stop what they're doing or plan on doing. You really don't want her going out on her own and trying all these things, because it could be really unsafe. I would definitely discuss it with her and your mother and just let her know how important it is to be safe and remind her of all the consequences.
dno79 19
let her watch more teen mom.
doodlecloud 27
Erm, I knew what sex was at like 5 when I asked where babies came from...doesn't mean I was at all ready then. Personally don't think you should be having sex if you're not remotely able to deal with the possibility of pregnancy...and pregnancy at 13 can be really dangerous. Children's bodies aren't ready.
nameisname 12
Find the boyfriend, cut off his balls, load the balls in a double barrel shotgun and blast his balls in his face
soulreaper12296 28
And that's when you take it to your parents and let them deal with it.
kkhut 5
At this age I was too shy to even talk to my crush let alone have a boyfriend. Although most people all complaining she is too young, just make sure she knows what she is doing and that she is safe.