Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
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Top comments
sleepwalker13 25
Yikes, they grow up so fast. I'd cry if my 13-year-old sister was already doing that.
Shadowvoid 33
Maybe you should have another talk to her about what 13 year olds should and shouldn't be doing.
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Comments (144)
Witchylady 18
What is she doing having sex at 13? Why do kids want to grow up so fast.
bellydancer82 15
I never understood why it was so hard for anyone to find the clit... Unless it's abnormally super super small... I also hope she wasn't using the family scissors, nasty >.
katina1236 20
I'd be incredibly concerned about that especially at 13. But kids are growing up quick these days. So maybe just make sure she understands to use protection. You can't stop her but you can educate her. Good luck op
sturschaedel 27
I find it amusing that all the people talking about how "kids are growing up so fast these days" are more than 10 years younger than me, when my generation (as in: me and my friends) weren't any older when we started experimenting.
sourbuttons 12
Shouldn't you be getting rid of your pubes from like as soon as they started growing? I thought that that's what's normal. Anyway FYL. at least she opened up to you. You should talk to her about it.
leogachi 15
@62 Some people don't get rid of their pubes at all.
Keiraquarium 12
I first got pubes when I was about 11 or 12, didn't start shaving until I was 14. Besides, like the other comment says, lots of people choose never to
CharlotteColeman 6
13? Geez that's crazy. She's WAY too young
courtney_leath 14
Nobody else should vote "You Deserve It" so it can stay at 420
LoZelda123 20
I am so sorry.... Why aren't these 13 year olds finding other things to do?! D: I barely got my first kiss when I was 13, and I didn't even know the word "********"
influencefiles 4
Omg 13 no just no, that's just really to young for her to even start thinking about that, pressure from him the boyfriend? She should be out doing whatever kids do and I mean kids as she still is going out having fun etc
ourtneyc 14
To be completely honest, I started getting sexually active at her age. There's nothing you can do to prevent it, so at least give her some good guidance on how to stay safe.
KatieJBabe 27
Yes I agree! Although I was a bit older than 13, I don't think it's completely ridiculous for a 13 year old thinking about sex.
Grayness_ 26
I knew what sex was when I was 7-8 years old. 13 is not super young. In middle school my friends were having sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend.