Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
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Top comments
sleepwalker13 25
Yikes, they grow up so fast. I'd cry if my 13-year-old sister was already doing that.
Shadowvoid 33
Maybe you should have another talk to her about what 13 year olds should and shouldn't be doing.
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Comments (144)
sour_dough22 12
At least she wasn't clipping her asshole hair...
j2000j 8
thats disturbing
NickACD 27
Please don't let this be true
shinikageWolf 15
"Sweetie, it doesn't matter what you do he'll never find it."
Al_Quadea17 12
lol
hloudon7 4
your sister is a retard
Jeason012 18
Tell your parents, it's not your problem.