Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
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sleepwalker13 25
Yikes, they grow up so fast. I'd cry if my 13-year-old sister was already doing that.
Shadowvoid 33
Maybe you should have another talk to her about what 13 year olds should and shouldn't be doing.
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Comments (144)
GregFML 21
holy shit, see I'm 15 and dating someone, but I've known her for over 6 years and we just started dating so if you could give her some sense to atleast wait until 18
Keiraquarium 12
That's a bit of a stretch. If she wants to be having sex at 13 there's no way she's going to wait until 18.
NickACD 27
Are we all just going to forget about masturbation? Whenever I am horny, once I'm done any thought of sex leaves my head. I know the majority is the same.
clue_me_in 20
People saying centuries ago she would be getting married or close to it are forgetting that the average life-span was shorter. I don't get how some of you are ok w/ a child having sex. Will it be ok if she gets pregnant or an STD/STI? OP, the best you can do is teach her safe sex and tell your mom.
DoomedGemini 38
It's not really saying it's fine, it's the fact that just because our life spans grow doesn't mean puberty waits longer. Its normal for 13 year olds to have the feelings, but a lot of people here are acting like it's not. There's not much you can do, though. It's a hard issue. If you try to keep them from it with all your power, they will just want to do it more.
greenwaveguy1289 8
I'd have to murder her boyfriend
leadmenot 11
This made me cringe. At 13 I didn't even know what a clit was.
vintageart1994 16
Where are your parents?
SolidSteak 5
You failed as a parent.
4g4h4j4k 6
I remember doing that when I was 12, I'd had a razor for a while then, but I was to nervous to just suck it up and shave. Now I'm 14 and ready for that wax ? Hope your sister learns to keep it neat down there cleanly and safely!
Xandrick 22
First of all, I'd like to FYL this FML, but there's already a nice clean number of 21000. Darn it. Second, basically what everyone else said. Have the sex talk and make sure she knows you don't have to have sex ASAP in life just to be validated by society.
nobodyer 16
When I was thirteen, all I was worried about was if I would get past this hard boss on a video game. Although this seems fake. Like, do you even have pubic hair at 13?
itsmeloveme 6
How old are you because that seems like a young age for sex and I don't see why she would be using scissors not a razor