Anonymous
Belgium
Sick burn
Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Ya_I_said_it
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Aisu
United States
Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
Anonymous
And I Oop
Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Niles, United States
Confused
Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML
birthdaygirl
Jacksonville, United States
You're welcome!
Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML
secret
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Ashford, United States
Classic Mom
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Anonymous
The blame game
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
bad birthdays
Los Angeles, United States
Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML
mydadforgetsme
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
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Outsider_77 0
Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days
bertoelmexicano 6
Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning
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Comments (85)
GP14brBaller 5
It's totally manbearpig! You guys have to believe me!
Pelreskovich 11
Well if global warming hadn't destroyed her brain she would have remembered, duh! You have a shitty mom :(
ninjuh_wingman 29
Well if global warming made her forget your birthday, you can blame her stupidity on it as well.
DoctorDement 5
Is your mom Al Gore?
myumat00 9
Its my birthday too!
Hakando 5
Sucks for u did your mom say the same thing
Clamcreepy 7
I don't even see how can global warming be an excuse for not remembering a birthday. Now if she got her head bashed in like a patient of DocBastard's in his profile pic then I can see how she forgot.
perdix 31
We're having a freakishly warm winter here, so if you associate a January or February birthday with cold weather, it may slip your mind. The good news is that when people learn they forgot your birthday, they give you a much nicer gift than the piece of crap they'd give you on time.
badmike89 6
Good time to tell you your adopted
ThecomingofTan 9
It might be because he is constantly touching himself every time he comes on here, or his Hooked on Phonics hasn't come in the mail yet. Oh never mind, that is just me projecting again. Carry on.
badmike89 6
Oh we can tell the difference at least most of us can some of us just live to piss off crabs like you
ThecomingofTan 9
I love it when you talk dirty to me.
hotPinklipstick 24
But DocBastard said "your" and "you're" are equivalent!!! He said it so it must be true! No but seriously, I hate when people can't tell the difference between those two words. Your and you're have two completely different meanings. People please, please, please learn that. Not everyone corrects people on here to be a grammar Nazi, they do it because 'you're sentances don't make no since when you speek and spell uncorrectly lik dis."
onlychildFTW 34
I think your are getting overly excited about one word.
hotPinklipstick 24
No I'm not, I've held my tongue about it on FML for over a year now. I haven't corrected anyone at all, but everyone gets so ass hurt when someone corrects them for a mistake that is simple to fix. I spoke my mind in what I thought was a nice way, instead of cursing at someone over it.
alexup24 13
she was thinking of the polar bears.
alicecooperfan 18
I'm sorry OP :-( Happy Birthday though, I hope you still have a great day!