Anonymous
Belgium
Sick burn
Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Ya_I_said_it
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Aisu
United States
Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
Anonymous
And I Oop
Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Niles, United States
Confused
Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML
birthdaygirl
Jacksonville, United States
You're welcome!
Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML
secret
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Ashford, United States
Classic Mom
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Anonymous
The blame game
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
bad birthdays
Los Angeles, United States
Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML
mydadforgetsme
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
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Outsider_77 0
Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days
bertoelmexicano 6
Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning
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Comments (85)
truehitman2010 0
global warming isn't real
THE_A_TEEN 28
...and thus begins the flame between the pro-global warming and the anti-global warming. But thanks to the 2 FML's with 1 absent minded and one DOUCHEBAG of OP's, it'll never happen.
hateevryone 15
smh. that's pitiful.
KaylaBayyyla 0
Happy birthday! Global warming didn't make me forget! Lol
CheerGrl0001 4
Happy birthday!! But at least you rememberes
PaigeySlade 7
...the hell? What was global warming too hot for her that she got heat stroke and like was out of it?? Seriously your mom is weird o.e and im sorry OP....happy birthday dear!
numbas2 5
At least your mom didn't wake you up at 5 ****** am on your 16th birthday to study for a test, a test that was nearly 2 weeks away. I was about to beat her over the head with a lamp
nic7973 23
occupy your birthday?
nw42 0
happy birthday
sweetbabysweet93 10
My birthday was yesterday. My mom and sister bitched at me all day. Happy birthday
arielzbkny 0
167 Peoples hands must've slipped and hit the "you deserved it" button by mistake... Sorry op your life sucks that's gotta hurt (emotionally, for all of the dumbfucks out there)