Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML
Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML
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PumpkinTarte 0
He's just a stranger ....
metheonlyb 17
Shit that must have hurt!!! Some people are just way too straightforward!
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kellster 2
Well, that was jerky of him. Had you been talking to him before that? Normally, even assholes like to have the middle seat empty for extra elbow room, so it sounds like either you were annoying him, or he's a jerk and found you really unattractive.
_pk_ 0
I'm sorry, but I understand the guy. There's nothing worse than going on a plane, bus or whatever and having an unknown person talking to you like you actually cared. Maybe you should actually think before you speak, if you're going to annoy that person or if he looks like he wants to talk to you at all.
shamille 5
gahh what an asshole. he probably just didn't want to talk to a stranger, but i hope you got sick and barfed all over him. then we can rate his fml as ydi
muffinsareyummy 1
ydi for obviously being annoying.
wolfman2012 0
i'm interested to know a little about the flight, in terms of where it was leaving from/going to. based off my flight experience it seems that southern region flights you see more of the talking, where as northern region you get the people who dont want to talk. i enjoy being able to talk to a person about whatever as it has a good chance of being a very interesting conversation and fantastic way of killing time and then never seeing the person again
monkeykiller77 0
Maybe he just has a thing for fat people
blobxmaster13 0
He's so rude...
IsumoVamp 0
I think the fact that you said something, he expected you'd annoy him the whole time or something. Like he wanted peace or maybe he was having a bad day. I don't see why you should feel offended by something a complete stranger said. They don't even know you so why should their words matter?
Guitarist45 0
WTF would you say that!?
OP_here 0
Perhaps he was thinking along the lines of "the more the merrier"; he was enjoying talking with you so he thought it'd be great to have yet another person to share the fun?