Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
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Top comments
haweb 0
At least he told you. That's when you laugh it off because it's not that big of a deal and say "Thank you".
SoreThroat 0
I believe incidents, just like this one, tend to happen often. Regardless if it's fake or not...it's highly amusing, because you know its just happened to someone else in real life. ;D
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Comments (51)
sublime93 0
So?
DeathShad0 1
Maybe her underwear was brightly colored, which most the time bright colors or out of place things attract the eye almost immediately.
toink 0
oh no! it already flew away! D:
jmoose311 3
I didn't realize girls had zippers on their jeans, unless the submitter is a ****, then this whole story is just gross.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Of course we have zips...how else do you expect jeans to be??
life_sucks_bad 0
WHY WAS HE LOOKING THERE?? lolz....ugh OP is turned on by pervs (hmm...**** much) yep my first somewhat Troll
FarSide 23
This is the typical guy's workflow... Face, Boob, Pube, your Sister....
Ligerie 0
lol =]
swimmin234 0
what a perv
brendalovee_ 0
you should've said "i know, i want to feel the breeze" and walk away. hahaha
ladiesman14 0
speaking of home depot. i just saw a girl at the pool with pierced nipples. i think she got them from the door bell section at home depot.
helen1988 0
Did anybody else giggle when they read the the OP is from Virginia? Tee hee. Virginia, ******.
Vaetrus 0
No. Just.. no.