Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked eyes with a cute barista and tried to flirt by giving a charming smile. I forgot I had just taken a sip of hot chocolate, so I ended up drooling a long stream of chocolate down my chin. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML
Today, I brought a huge chocolate bar to work, left it in the break room, and came back to find it gone. Later, I saw a coworker with chocolate all over his face and fingers. I asked him if he took it, and he said, in almost offended tone, “What? No, that’s mine.” FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
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null_fml 11
How does chocolate on your face explain a SUDDEN lack of interest, if it had been there all along?
null_fml 11
Lol... "Damn! Missed my mouth... whoops! Missed it again!"
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Comments (29)
shinshoku13 19
He could have told you -_-'
corleon198425 22
Thats doo doo baby
judea95 16
How did you get chocolate all over yourself? Are you 6?
Imladris_fml 13
I don't understand how people get chocolate on their face, unless they're 1) A little kid. Or 2) Trying to shove chocolate bigger than their mouth, into their mouth.
Higamalia 19
Perfect opportunity. 'Oh you have chocolate on your lips? Let me get that for you...'
SexyMexi21 23
Your going to have the ***** as well.
fml1052 10
If a guy loses interest because of chocolate on your face do you really want a superficial man like that?
SaltyLurker 10
Do you really want to be with a guy that scares from a little bit of chocolate? Tsk tsk
bear7722 11
how old are you? 6?