Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked eyes with a cute barista and tried to flirt by giving a charming smile. I forgot I had just taken a sip of hot chocolate, so I ended up drooling a long stream of chocolate down my chin. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML
Today, I brought a huge chocolate bar to work, left it in the break room, and came back to find it gone. Later, I saw a coworker with chocolate all over his face and fingers. I asked him if he took it, and he said, in almost offended tone, “What? No, that’s mine.” FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
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null_fml 11
How does chocolate on your face explain a SUDDEN lack of interest, if it had been there all along?
null_fml 11
Lol... "Damn! Missed my mouth... whoops! Missed it again!"
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Comments (29)
joshhh11 0
anyone can moderat FML's, I clicked no
MadeOfAwesome 1
I always get chocolate on my face >.< cuz I'll eat a bit of chocolate, then I'll push my hair out of my face with the hand that just held chocolate. Or I'll go to scratch my nose with my chocolate hand. Basically, it's touching your face while you're eating chocolate that causes you to get it on your face, not that you keep missing your mouth -_-
Loveya448 0
Always check your face and teeth after eating chocolate.
MonkeyTalks 0
definetly
Ada360 0
Silly girl SILLY GIRL :p
grimspook76 0
How to eat a chocolate bar: insert in mouth, chew, and enjoy. Avoid rubbing it all over face.
Triskelopidopali 0
oh no you got chocolate on your face! your life is so ******! No, YDI because this isn't a real FML
Rebecca1993 0
I doubt you having chocolate on your face is why he lost interest lol.. That's embarrassing though. Still, yeah I doubt that's why.
doggywoop 0
Wow it serves you right for starting your day off wrong with a chocolate bar!
Splayd 10
How is that wrong? If it was, say, a snickers, then it had caramel, peanuts and chocolate. Sounds like a moderately healthy snack. Also, if you knew ANYTHING about calorie intake, you would know that you can have 1,500 calories a day without gaining weight, and, in fact, losing weight. It doesn't matter a lot from whence the calories are coming. And, if you are taking vitamin supplements, all the better.
in_wonderland 1
you deserve it for eating a ******* chocolate bar for breakfast. honestly, i was shocked that you don't live in america with the rest of the obese people.
TeenieAmerica 9
Wow, you're dumb. Eating chocolate makes you automatically obese now?
joanjett 0
Aww leave the guy alone. He may be high. Or just feels high for no reason all day and sees things. Like me.