Today, I went on a picnic with my boyfriend's family. I thought it would be nice to wear my sundress and cowgirl boots. The wind repeatedly picked up my dress in front of everyone, including my boyfriend's seedy grandpa, who I have to admit can do a pretty good wolf-whistle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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Top comments
SkyBirdy 5
I hope you were wearing underwear.
The_DoritoNinja 4
Old people are the best. They can get away with almost anything!
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Comments (124)
ElricMustang 23
Haha everyone sees your ankles. It happens to my sister, too. Then everyone stares as if it's an apocalypse O.o
flashback.miss 28
Disturbing. But sounds like you're taking it in stride.
ashleykay94 7
Ooh...awkward failure.
murdersquirrel 15
So just...sit down?
pagullarka 9
If she sits down then no one would notice her red panties :)
evilplatypus 39
17 - But, that would have made sense AND she wouldn't have been able to complain on FML.
melikesfml 11
Hmm 54's comment has been here for a little while and no one has ripped on her yet. Peculiar.
OHai15 12
#31 she could always open them legs ;)
OHai15 12
#31 she could always open them legs ;)
CaitlynLovesLife 11
Well thats one way to win over the familyy..
b0ngs 7
Gotta love them old men
AugustBurnsToast 14
Wind and its trollish nature sometimes. :)
vbmg152 19
IKR!
dylan501 3
First
RuCheezBurger 10
I wonder how Grandma reacted to Grandpa
jizzwold 21
Grandma is dead.
Quidikic 9
34: Comment of the year award.
vbmg152 19
Sundress & cowgirl boots? Is that in style, now? Cause if you wore that when I was young, you'd have a problem! People would laugh at you & maybe beat you up!
TheMathMajor 26
She's from Texas. Sun dresses and cowgirl boots are always stylish in Texas. I know, I lived there.
ifoundalaska 11
Sundresses and cowgirl boots are stylish everywhere. And who the heck beats someone up for wearing a sundress and boots? That's bizarre.
thiscrazything 1
What, do you live in a closet? It's no longer the 1960's.
ifoundalaska 11
Many 1960's looks are classics and still warn today, such as Audrey Hepburn's Little Black Dress. In fact the Little Black Dress first came about in the 40's thanks to Coco Chanel, further proving vintage looks remain in style for many years past their time of origin.