Today, I went on a picnic with my boyfriend's family. I thought it would be nice to wear my sundress and cowgirl boots. The wind repeatedly picked up my dress in front of everyone, including my boyfriend's seedy grandpa, who I have to admit can do a pretty good wolf-whistle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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Top comments
SkyBirdy 5
I hope you were wearing underwear.
The_DoritoNinja 4
Old people are the best. They can get away with almost anything!
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Comments (124)
Bluepies 24
Unless you actually grew up on or currently live on a farm, lose the cowgirl boots. You're not fooling anyone. I'm from Texas too, and I'm sick of girls acting like they're "country" because they own a pair of $300 boots. YDI
MR_RODSQUAD 11
I made the FYL 2012, don't you dare change it.
akjake907 2
It's ok three weeks into the relationship with a girl I was after for three years she came over for dinner with my family she was wearing a skirt and my dog managed to stick his nose up her skirt and all the way into her _______ but 17 months later we're still going strong
DONTxCARE 0
Always check the weather.
CassieStrawbs 7
I wish I went on picnics with my boyfriends fam.
ScreamingFits 0
Anyone who thinks sundresses and cowboy boots are cute together need to be put out of their misery. Like, immediately.
OfficeNinja 5
Old people learn to do many things during their long lives.
zen86 0
Hahahaha join the club sister
groupleader 7
I hope you weren't wearing underwear....or if you were I hope it was a thong..
Ammi 7
One of the most beneficial things I learned in Catholic school was to always wear shorts under a skirt or a dress. You never know when the wind will pick up.