Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on a bus, an elderly lady sat next to me sneezed so hard, snot literally went flying. I even offered her a napkin, that she refused. After a brief panic and realizing she had nothing to clean her mess with, she "inconspicuously" wiped her snotty hand on my pants. FML
Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML
Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, a woman who badly needed to change her incontinence pad sat next to me on the bus. I could smell it through my mask. FML
Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
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Top comments
SARSvirus79 0
Gross. Just, gross.
TrimKibbles 12
ewww i woulda slapped that bitch. that's just disgusting.
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Comments (131)
budster1993 2
your gift from grimous
hockey_girl10 0
what have we learned from bus fml's??? DON'T TAKE IT!
vettle 6
oh I would have LOST it.
kaeebaee123 0
ah hahaha no way i would of barfed!!!!!!!!
cheesecake19 0
To all you ignorant people put there ... a size 12 is considered obese. if you are short a size 6 might be obese so don't be so fuking ignorant about weight problems.
docscientist 10
what?
PamParanoia 0
She must've gotten mad because you didn't bless her when she sneezed. :/
the4starr 3
ugh that is just gross!! ..but i don't like how you had to describe her as obese when that had nothing to do with the post.
NastyNoodle 0
Why do fat people have no personal hygiene?
ObtrusiveDave_fml 0
Hahahahahaheeeeew
pandabarrel 0
I just threw up a bit.