Today, I learned why my ex dumped me. Her current boyfriend asked her out every single day for a year and a half on Facebook. She figured that if he was that committed, he must really like her. She didn't even meet him until right before she dumped me. They knew nothing almost about each other when they hooked up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I found out why my now ex-boyfriend abruptly dumped me out of nowhere. Turns out his friend separated from her husband, and apparently, “the opportunity is too good to pass up.” We’ve been together for 5 years, and have a kid together. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
Today, my friend, who is dating an ex of mine, posted a story on her Instagram of their dating history. Met in 2020; First Date: 2021; Became Official: 2022. I introduced them in 2020 and he broke up with the, “It’s not you it’s me” excuse in 2022. I feel like she put a dagger through my heart. FML
Today, I found out that my ex tries to ruin my dates, and constantly asks our friend about me and why I don’t talk to her. She broke up with me over text because of the distance between us, after ghosting me for two weeks. We both knew that it would be a long-distance relationship due to her going to uni. FML
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Top comments
Blimix 9
He desires her greatly, and doesn't respect her at all. That's going to crash and burn after the New Relationship Energy wears off, unless he traps her in an abusive relationship. Meanwhile, someone who was willing to leave you like that was not at all committed to you. She probably would have left regardless; he just gave her an easy fallback plan. Bitterness is perfectly appropriate, but don't pine for her. She wasn't the love of your life.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds healthy. Why didn't she block him when he asked her out while she was still with you? Sounds like she knew you were just a temporary placeholder.
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RichardPencil 32
Sounds healthy. Why didn't she block him when he asked her out while she was still with you? Sounds like she knew you were just a temporary placeholder.
Blimix 9
He desires her greatly, and doesn't respect her at all. That's going to crash and burn after the New Relationship Energy wears off, unless he traps her in an abusive relationship. Meanwhile, someone who was willing to leave you like that was not at all committed to you. She probably would have left regardless; he just gave her an easy fallback plan. Bitterness is perfectly appropriate, but don't pine for her. She wasn't the love of your life.
diraven 15
Guess she's into psychos