Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
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Top comments
Tomato_Cheese 22
Ooh look we have a message from our awesome son. It's a link! Wow! That odd-AHH WHAT THA **** IS THAT!?!??
ScarletteEve 33
What religious shack did you grow up in?
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Comments (40)
EvilLittleMan 23
Funny sh*t like this always gets my day to a good start. Sorry OP but I can't even imagine F-ing up like that.
laden_swallow09 35
You were looking at that incest garbage again, didn't you, motherfucked?
LalapaloozaChick 14
Can I have the link?
Unused_Account13 25
Fun tip: if you realize you sent a message to the wrong person or anything like that soon enough, you can quickly put your phone in airplane mode and it cancels the text being sent. Then just delete the message before turning off airplane mode. Here's hoping this saves somebody's ass at some point!
Fairyjoshy 13
@38 Except the OP was obviously using a computer, not a phone.
Bush_Did_711 18
Turn on undoing emails in Google settings so nothing like this will happen again
FujisakiChihiro 24
Who the **** uses Google Hangouts?
colder13 10
that and who the **** sends **** to their friends? I don't want to know what my friends get off to and don't want them to know what I get off to.
Yuso_Yagari 9
Who tf uses google hangouts
hfslkp47012759 28
YDI for using Google hangouts. What are we? Barbarians?
uchihadesendent 14
You deserve that one but watching **** is normal OP.
pockleboy 7
If you are still getting grounded for that, then you are not even of legal age to watch ****.