Today, I just found out my best friend is a hooker. I just thought she worked nights and had terrible taste in clothes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Today, I found out my best friend is having a full-blown affair with her coworker. She's a minor. He's not. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out that my crush and best friend dumped her boyfriend, and she has been sexting two of our male friends who are married, with kids, and has started hooking up with a meth head. Guess I'm losing a lot of friends in the future… FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I like is fucking my friend. The friend who she always said was "a disgusting sexist pig" and swore she hated. The worst part is, she's right, he's a complete dick to women. I don't know how or why he got in her pants. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
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Top comments
zoelog 10
not really sure why her being a hooker has any impact on your life.
EmDizzle2007 28
it matters because they care about their friend... something you lonely motherfuckers wouldn't understand.
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Comments (20)
ftpallday666 16
Don’t be judgemental about other people’s choices, unless you worry about their health. In which case, voice that, and let them make their own choices. Just because you don’t understand it, doesn’t make it bad.
WeirdUS 30
Yeah, there are a number of safety concerns health wise and other. It is corrupt as hell, but you first point was don't judge her. You know I say this is a pretty safe point to judge someone. Especially if depending on where they are it isn't legal and the other issues.
jbuckets_404 39
Well, you're not wrong....
ZealousR47 4
is she really your best friend then?
OnReceivingEnd 18
Could've been worse. She could've been your SO.
J15237 25
How is this an FML for you? Your best friend is trying to make a living.