Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML
Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML
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Top comments
wilbur1979 0
what's there to talk about? you just get it out and whack it in
Bl4ck_1c3 2
I haven't got it yet... my parents must think I'm ugly...
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Comments (61)
skittles88 0
I've actually never had the sex talk....
Ookami85 0
I never had it. One day Dad said "you know what you need to know?" I said yes and he gave me a beer. I was thirteen.
IndigoArkanian 4
win
lazboy1000 0
you have got to be kidding me! that sucks so bad!!!!!
LookinLikeDrake 0
win
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I hope you took this opportunity to educate him in exactly what YOU like, and that your tastes are so esoteric that he'll never please another woman again! Then again, if he's that much of a mega-virgin, chances are he won't even please you... wait, what am I saying?! YDI for FORNICATING, ***** OF BABYLON!!!! YDI for corrupting that poor, innocent young man!
jaymills94 0
lol
chasin_butterfli 0
Take advantage of the situation. Teach him right! Seriously, how many of you ladies have hooked up with a guy who thought in/out/repeat was going to leaving you begging for more? This could be a dream come true.
fester420 2
it's "than" not "then"
sadevent 0
I don't need a sex talk I'm asian
lawlatyourfml 0
@146, LMFAO. did you break your nose when you ran into a wall w/ a boner? anyways.. YDI. this is all you have to say "don't worry babe, i'll take care of you" or something along those lines..