Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We've had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, my mom, not gifted for household chores, proudly announced that she cleaned the toilet. As it turns out, what she'd primarily cleaned was the deodorizer inside the toilet. Then she tried for the stains inside the bowl, unsuccessfully, then she gave up. But yeah, great job. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
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Top comments
Cyrren 22
There goes YOUR family heirloom you were getting in the will!
BatteryAddict 11
RIP.
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Comments (152)
worldclassrager 41
it had a good fill of cleaning...time for a new one...I don't find it to important...
mcbootybutts 11
Years? Aren't you supposed to replace them every few MONTHS?
Kristoffer 35
A toilet brush should never last that long. It was clearly disused.
wubbazugg 5
Gotta love those redneck heirlooms...
chinagirl3343 8
But think of all the crap she went through with that brush!!!! Lol!!
writergirl23 19
Hence why it broke.
83babynique 7
This.....is stupid. Why is this even an fml..it's not even funny!
KingCeltic77 18
RIP Toliet Wand. 1986-2012. Lived a Crappy life.
musicluvr2000 11
Ahhhh! That was twenty-six years of history that you broke!!! I wonder how many billion germs were crawling on it? :3
missrobynxx 3
That's ******* disgusting. I get grossed out if I don't buy a new one every month at least. They're only two or three dollars.. Geez