Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
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iknow_fml 0
dont worry, Shell Want you even more now.
christoper 0
She probably thought it was cute. Also, don't ever watch Bambi.
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Comments (315)
wrestler17 0
I love lion king! Hahaha hopefully she understands and is a good girl that likes sensitive guys and isn't a stuck up bitch :)
snowsurfskate303 0
aww thats adorable!
fmlmaster99 0
jeezz dude hold it in it's not that sad
ourcaptain 2
Super PUSSY you cried from watching the goddamn lion king and your old enough to like girls if I were you I would go see a shrink
plexico 4
Nice way to end your story so it looks like an FML! What really happened is she started to comfort you, and ba-da-boom, ba-da-bing, you got laid!
Antonio718 0
*sarcastic voice* #25, you know what thats called, EMOTIONS, its a thing in everybody
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
exept for MEN! ;D
SenorLanky 0
@8 - Your face isn't a turn on either. Mufasa was awesome. Especially his cameo on The Simpsons. :P
fmlmaster99 0
dude suck it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dfxcm 0
hahahaahahaha oh lion king~ mufasa's death was sad but i dont think i cried crying is a turn off though sorry
cookie27 0
Haha, awwh, that's cute :) Don't sweat it; she might like you even more because of it. Us girls do like sensitive guys :)