Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no liquids rule. They took out a bottle of massage oil, lube, Vagisil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom and I went to catch our flight to Jamaica. She ended up being detained and questioned, because she packed hairspray, shampoo, drinks, basically half the shit you're not allowed to have in your luggage. We missed our flight. FML
Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML
Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, as we were going through airport security, my mom tried to joke with the person searching her bag, saying, "Just don't take out my vibrator!" She practically shouted it for the whole line to hear. FML
Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML
Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML
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RawrSpoon 0
How do you forget about the no liquids rule? Last time I was in an airport, they have a sign reminding you every twenty feet or so.
oneangredwarf 0
why would you put that stuff in your carry on?
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Comments (64)
Megan_fml 0
#24 it's definitely not just if you go out of the country. it's if you plan to step onto a plane at all.
LMFAOsabrina 0
LOL! pwned (:
acmocaco 0
at the least they didn't find a butt plug
test234 0
testentry
countrygal926 0
#29 you are so full of it, i also go to logan international, in boston. You are NOT under ANY circumstances allowed to bring anything over 3 ounces on an airplane, and all liquids or gels MUST be in a ziploc bag, i travel all the time. Logan of all places, in a main city, would definitely make sure you dont blow off that rule. A 2-liter bottle of soda is a big no-no on allll planes, you cant even bring a bottle of water on the plane. So who did u blow to get a 2- liter bottle of soda on the plane?
allie2590 31
I can understand Vagisil, because yeast infections happen. But Nair? There's only so much you can do in an airplane washroom. :P
gamerpro2000 0
Oh wow. That would embarrass me too, although since I'm a guy I wouldn't need vagasil or nair, lol.
iamemo 0
I had the same experience!!!! it sucks.
Ordinary_Zena 0
everyone knows that that is the new rules now!! you can pack liquids, just not in your carry on!! Come on now people!!
Sallen 0
Way to capitalize "tropical".