FroggyGirl888
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Secret life
Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML
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catharsis5 9
I love how you turned something negative into a positive
HeavyScout 0
Very fascinating indeed!
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perdix 31
Lisbeth Salander, is that you?
ndclover 3
People are so immature. I was up in my loft once and taking a nap, I guess my roommates didn't realize I was still there and started talking about me so then I moved around a little bit acting like I was just getting up to let them know I was still there. I know the feeling. Honestly, you should move out and find a different place to stay if you can, but not sure how your contract is with them.
lilbill_4eva 0
OH! But that is!
SauceyGentleman 2
oh, we usually make absolutely sure our roommate is out before we start insulting her.
TwistedFury25 4
so, wanna go out sometime...?
dookiedoo 0
Hail Satan's ******?
karmaslave 5
Well, are you?
iPunchHookers 0
next time you come home you should walk in with a bottle of jack, wearing devil horns and a hot girl!
Lunantic 6
Funny, my workplace says the same. Just tell her to quit being jealous and join the party. :)
ifknh8usernames 7
Well.. look at yourself.
BloodyMary666 24
Don´t give a sh*t about them. They are idiots.