FroggyGirl888
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Secret life
Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML
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catharsis5 9
I love how you turned something negative into a positive
HeavyScout 0
Very fascinating indeed!
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HeavyScout 0
Very fascinating indeed!
enonymous 9
I didn't know you were Tom Cruise?!?
ariannaimelda 7
Normally those three things don't all go together, but then again...
EpicPear 0
What got them to think that? I'm gonna take a guess and say that you told them you were atheist, and now they are making random assumptions about you. That's what what everybody did to me. But whatever, :)
markrs 0
Only devil worshiping lesbian alcoholics have fascinating lives
csickcman 11
Just thank the lucky stars you're not a vampire.
DropBearHunter 8
Only in America.....
iEthan 5
When she shops for groceries. Get a empty beer bottle, a wegii (idk how to spell it) board and some really high boots. Rub the bottle against your cheek, set the board on the ground and wear those boots and she'll have her worst nighmare when she comes home to that.
iEthan 5
Atleast you smell good.
ShyAnn29 15
It's ouija board
guenter 0
You googled that
rallets 23
no, some of us know how to spell ouija
dre_bro11 12
iEthan, how bout you pay her a visit... That'd be a shock enough.
ShyAnn29 15
No I didn't google that, I just know how ouija is spelled
xoconnie 8
what a jerk ball
ohxdamnxkay02 12
look on the bright side, at least your roommate thinks something of you (:
pinkp909 8
That should make life interesting from now on.
NabbdjuretPerry 0
When my mother went into the wall, she screamed cucumber!
foodlord 5
U shud go up to them drinking beer and wearing devil horns and try 2 kiss 1 of da girls
CryMoreFMLs 15
Yeah... No 35.
WowUStupid 0
Apparently she's invisible too...
False_Stupidity 42
#35... It's You, Should, Two, One & The... But udda thn dat, I agree wit yo...
foodlord 5
71, it's Other, than, that, with and you
SonOfAMitch 14
'Whoosh!' went the sarcastic comment, as it flew over foodlord's head.
FYLDeep 26
With those kind of qualities why wouldn't your life be fascinating? Er, that's what you meant, right?
catharsis5 9
I love how you turned something negative into a positive
iam_yummylicious 12
How can being a devil-worshiping lesbian alcoholic not be a positive?
serentera 1
Pretty sure it was bitter sarcasm.
supimnyancat 9
You should make it awkward for them and walk in and say "what are you guys talking about?"
emmaa3451 11
Dear god pay attention -.-
paintingxflowers 8
Of course your life is fascinating: you must be Charlie Sheen!
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
Winning... :)
lemon_phat 11
FML, accidentally thumbed up :(
SilentTreatment 7
The question is, WHO is she talking to if your presence is "absent"??? Sounds like she has issues....
DontModMeDammit 10
Roommates.."s"..plural.... ....
irokyoursox 6
I think they like you!
FrankHotpants 31
If there's some interesting people out there it's got to be those Satanic drunken lesbians.