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FroggyGirl888 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Secret life

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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catharsis5 9

I love how you turned something negative into a positive

Very fascinating indeed!

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You should hit on your roomate and invite her to your "worshipping" group, that would really give her something to talk about.

All great qualities. You're roommates must simply be admiring you. :-)

OMG FYL that sucks.

Better than being a teetotaler, Christ-worshipping straight girl, OP. Congrats on your fascinating life.

Pretend to be a teetotaller, Christian straight girl, just to mess with them.

Your roommates have issues.

You should get in on some of that action, then you wouldn't have to sit in your room while everyone talks about you... I always say, if you're gonna be accused of something, might as well take advantage and enjoy it!

They all just probably have a big lesbian crush on you. ayayayay!

kopherbanana 8

My co workers think Im a lesbian since I started there four years ago because I DONT have a kid.

She wishescthat she was you..