FroggyGirl888
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Secret life
Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML
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catharsis5 9
I love how you turned something negative into a positive
HeavyScout 0
Very fascinating indeed!
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hilary56 0
You should hit on your roomate and invite her to your "worshipping" group, that would really give her something to talk about.
Ins0mau 20
All great qualities. You're roommates must simply be admiring you. :-)
brainwash 0
OMG FYL that sucks.
mikagesouji 0
Better than being a teetotaler, Christ-worshipping straight girl, OP. Congrats on your fascinating life.
rattusrattus 19
Pretend to be a teetotaller, Christian straight girl, just to mess with them.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
Your roommates have issues.
badactor009 0
Too funny!
Kalspike 22
You should get in on some of that action, then you wouldn't have to sit in your room while everyone talks about you... I always say, if you're gonna be accused of something, might as well take advantage and enjoy it!
thisisafunnyname 12
They all just probably have a big lesbian crush on you. ayayayay!
kopherbanana 8
My co workers think Im a lesbian since I started there four years ago because I DONT have a kid.
Tyger44 1
She wishescthat she was you..