FroggyGirl888
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Secret life
Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML
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catharsis5 9
I love how you turned something negative into a positive
HeavyScout 0
Very fascinating indeed!
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mialee34 4
I like the positive take on it.
Spanky86 0
You should randomly go make out with one. Just to freak them out
radicaledward84 10
your roommates must be related to my family
jefffluffingham 5
you sound like my favourite person ever.
ikittybaby 0
Uh, the drama!
Missy612 14
Are u any of those things?;P
holierthanbloodx 5
Um, bible-pushing, backstabbing, bigots much?
SpazzingKpopper 8
Ring around the rosie Satanic circle homies Ashes, ashes We all bow down!
doglover100 29
Rumors give you fascinating things that you never knew about yourself.
fantasyworld 39
Sorry about that.