FroggyGirl888
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Secret life
Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML
Top comments
catharsis5 9
I love how you turned something negative into a positive
HeavyScout 0
Very fascinating indeed!
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Comments (105)
Sadist86 6
Theres nothing wrong with any of that.
kodinbug 2
Haha now really scary them and act like the things they said!
jpallan 3
I assume you've already figured out that you can use this immensely to your advantage. Enjoy.
bubo_fml 11
Let 'em run with it...My roommates think I get laid by a different girl everynight...Little do they know that I spend most of my time at the late night coffee shop, posting on FML...
neonsugarXx 0
I would walk in and say that xD (that makes my life fascinating, doesn't it?) lol..
bigantennaemay 3
They're just jealous that you're so interesting and they're so not.
trskln 1
You sound really hot.....
kmcshouse 0
Lol I'd start walking around with crosses on my neck and blessing everything then bring a shit ton of dudes home. Do exactly the opposite of what your roommates are saying to the extreme.
Stylin_Since_97 10
Ginger? Or do you live with jerks?
captainbj2 0
Ginger? What was that? The Ginger insults are old and are looked upon as stupid now...don't go there or everyone will just think you are lame. Just a tip:)
Stylin_Since_97 10
Thanks for the advice bromo sapien. I'll remember that next time I make a comment that' NOT INTENDED TO BE COMMENTED ON BY HIPSTERS LIKE YOU!
ahiddengoddess 9
Now you should use your devil worshiping skills and curse their souls.