Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left, she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, while I was walking along the sidewalk, someone passed by and said, "Tuck that nose in." FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
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taracrane1 7
If she knows she has one why doesn't she wax it?!
woainishamu 21
You should have told her "hold on, i mustache you a question".
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Comments (102)
if2013 10
haha
DarkHelmet 10
You should've said "I like the way you got that lined up"
blaackandprouud 20
Damn. If I were OP I would invest in some Reactin.
MrBrightside21 20
2 - That wouldn't be very nice at all... You little ass. *storms out*
LilCheeno 15
I'm pretty sure it was from the movie Friday.
TriflingAllDay 6
Friday after next
taracrane1 7
If she knows she has one why doesn't she wax it?!
blaackandprouud 20
My friend had a mustache which was super obvious then she waxed it and all was well. I think the woman should consider it.
YourEvilHero 12
I think women look beautiful in mustaches. In fact more women should have them. ;)
BandWagonGuy 8
Evilhero has different interests and thats ok....
infectedsense 15
Skin sensitivity can play a part in hair removal treatment, particularly the face. Being a female with noticeable facial hair is the worst thing in the world; you feel hideous but there's not much you can do, it's generally a hormonal imbalance you were born with. Imagine being a woman and having to shave/wax your face every ******* day. Maybe she can't afford laser treatment. Whatever the reason, **** HER life.
Swiftie 0
I have sensitive skin, therefore I can't tolerate waxing or threading on my "mustache". I use the regular creams you rub on the hairy area, then wipe it away with a damp towel. It's much easier, not painful at all, and a cheaper alternative.
bguerrero 14
Where do you get that stuff?
Dixbfloppin 11
Maybe she went to the store to buy a razor.
daisiebud 18
Maybe she can't afford it? Also, she's probably really self-conscious about it. I know, for me, I didn't pluck my eyebrows for a long time because I was worried it'd be really obvious, and it'd just draw attention to it. I guess, I was more worried about people thinking my eyebrows bothered me. My reaction wasn't a normal one, though, I realize...
Jeffo193 13
Ever heard of tissues?
Mideoyeo 12
Magical tissues that can help stop allergies? Where can I get some?!
Sharpie23 7
Ever had bad allergies? Tissues don't help.
Ameel_fml 19
Allergies vary from person to person. OP might not even get a sniffly nose. I get allergies, but they just make my nose itchy and red. Tissues ain't going to get rid of the redness.
KBeatz 5
You'll never see her again, don't sweat it. You didn't do anything wrong and hey, now you can laugh at the situation like the rest of us.
OneBigMessUp 5
He/She might see her again! I really embarrased myself infront of a really hot guy not long ago and thought to myself 'Oh well i will never see him again' I saw him a couple of weeks after :/
KiddNYC1O 22
You'll never see me again-n-n-n, I'm not gonna cry for youu.
woainishamu 21
You should have told her "hold on, i mustache you a question".
jellycorn 13
I will shave it for later.
ohSNAPyall 27
Wax on your mind?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Eyebrows the Internet for waxing techniques.
rainbowglass 5
She should've hair-ed you out first.
Stealthed 8
Did anyone else read 7's comment in a Sean Connery voice?
mashimarox 12
if shes that insecure about it she should just wax or shave it lol
bronsrawr 1
See #40's comment, you insensitive bag of shit.
MartinAlex 1
When he made the comment there was no Comment #40, silly.
ArielTheMermaid 17
42, #10 did absolutely nothing wrong. It's not like everyone goes through and reads each comment before posting their own. And we don't know for sure if the lady has sensitive skin or not. If she doesn't, she could easily get a waxing.
bronsrawr 1
How is this anything like that. He's not offering to pay for her to wax her upper lip. Perhaps she can't afford it. For me to keep my eyebrow "socially acceptable", I would have to get then waxed almost every week, at $15 dollars a pop. That's just not feasible for me since I'm a student. Also, I can't tweeze or wax them myself cause the fine motor skills in one hand are paralyzed. The reason he's insensitive is because he's telling her just to wax, flat out, without any regard for her circumstances.
bronsrawr 1
Eyebrows*
Mademoiselle_fml 34
maybe she's scared of the whole "it'll grow back thicker and darker" crap, which is completely false...
KM96 24
She's obviously experienced a situation like this before and took it the wrong way, maybe. But maybe you could have done something more ... But what happened, happened. Sorry for you OP that it worked out like it did.
nathanzbbygirl 7
Lol
iloveandy143 7
^ This comment is a waste of space.
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
I hope you are not trying to be sexy in your profile pic. I really hope you aren't.
rjalda100 18
So much thought was put into this comment.
Dixbfloppin 11
Yea lol so funni omg
Jamialia 5
Should of retorted, ever heard of a razor or wax?
ifoundalaska 11
A razor for a woman? Not a great idea.
iloveandy143 7
...I can see that leading to another FML situation where OP gets fired. Usually not the best idea to insult customers at your workplace.
Judahsh 8
Why cant women use razors?
xXCherrryBombXx 6
stubble
pinkalicious224 7
Anyone else notice 16s pic. Very appropriate for this FML.