Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left, she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, while I was walking along the sidewalk, someone passed by and said, "Tuck that nose in." FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
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taracrane1 7
If she knows she has one why doesn't she wax it?!
woainishamu 21
You should have told her "hold on, i mustache you a question".
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Comments (102)
Xythenol 6
Lol it could've been worse. At least you didn't have a mustache tattoo on your finger.
fordneagles 34
Well she should do something about removing it, and you should take some antihistamines. You both deserve it.
fuzz97 23
I know, right? OP is such an asshole for having allergies and not being able to do anything about it at the time. In case it flew over anyone's head, my comment was extremely sarcastic.
Ilovefutbol 8
Oh well, you will most likely never see her again..
patrickalamo 48
Sorry I thought there was a caterpillar on your lip, allow my to swat that bad boy off.
LuckyLynx7732 5
There is just no good way to breach or avoid the subject of female facial hair. You were damned from the start.
sougstad 7
Women should plain and simple never have mustaches. Please trim, and handle that bush, thanks
rattusrattus 19
If you want a woman with no body hair, I suggest you start shopping for a RealDoll.
mercsl65 7
he said moustache
capslockisgood 19
He also said bush
perdix 31
Don't worry, the circus will be leaving town is a couple of days and you won't have to deal with the sideshow acts.
ManInTheMachine 20
Imagine if the Strong Man was the Bearded Lady's husband. "You like making fun of women you little shit? Huh!?!" I would leave town and assume a new identity.
perdix 31
#31, I prefer to think the Mustachioed Lady as being partners with the Sword Swallower, and the resultant confrontation winds up in a freaky three-way. Oh, yeah ;)
Keliosan 6
Just think of it this way...maybe a gross mustache is karma from something she did in the past and she's paying for it with lowered self esteem and obviously disgusting noticeable facial hair!
steak87 1
Thank you, media, for making society believe that looks are everything. Proof? This whole ******* thread.
ManInTheMachine 20
So you're telling me that you'd date a woman that had a mustache? Yeah, didn't think so. Get off your high ass horse, the thin air is making you lose brain cells. Fast. Looks aren't everything, but they do play a role, and they tell a lot about things like hygiene, preferences, etc.
Keliosan 6
I don't see much evidence to prove your point in this thread to be honest....a lot of people suggested shaving or waxing because the lady was obviously very self conscious about her facial hair. Op didn't even purposely agitate the situation it was just unfortunate that the lady jumped to the conclusion she was being taunted... There are always shallow people and assholes but please keep your media zombie bullshit to yourself because no one cares...
bronsrawr 1
I do. And this person appears to be one of the very few who actually has any sense. So, please, don't speak for me.
bronsrawr 1
Having a little hair above one's lip has NOTHING to do with hygiene. If that were the case, then most men should be deemed "unhygienic" and condemned the way the women is in this thread.
Keliosan 6
I'm sorry 44 for not considering your opinion deeply and sincerely. I'm more for taking responsibility for your preferences as opposed to blaming the media. The lady obviously did not like the fact she had a mustache but has not corrected it. This isn't an issue of her making the choice to grow a mustache and people bashing her for it. It's her self conscious response to a problem that is easy to correct . So this "society's ****** up view on beauty" bullshit doesn't matter.
rainbowglass 5
#44 - you completely missed the point of the two comments above you. Regardless, at the end of the day, the lady was clearly insecure about her looks and commenters were offering ideas on how to help the lady become less insecure. They wanted her to feel more confident so she doesn't lash out at innocent salespeople.
ManInTheMachine 20
49-Don't twist my words asswipe. I never said having facial hair was 'unhygenic'. I said "Looks aren't everything, but they do play a role, and can say a lot about hygiene, preferences, etc." Women with facial hair is unusual not because of the media, but because of the evolution of our society as a whole. What may have been okay before would now be considered faux-pas. But if you're into that kind of thing, (which I doubt, your comment reeks of hypocrisy) I won't judge you.
bronsrawr 1
Actually, our species has evolved to have hair. That is the reason she has facial hair in the first place. It may be less common for women to have facial hair (actually, the truth is that females tend to have FINER facial hair then men, not less of it); but even if she is "out of the norm", why should she be made to feel badly about it through institutions like the media, which depict women in an unrealistic manner, often unattainable manner?
ManInTheMachine 20
I agree that people shouldn't be judged based solely on their looks, as there are multiple factors that go into a person as a whole. However, I said evolution as a SOCIETY, not as a SPECIES. You're right about the media dictating CERTAIN things that we consider social abnormalities, but not all. Again, societal evolution. I was just talking about how it fits in to social do's and dont's.
Lolli3_Lou22 0
Self conscious much? Lol