Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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Top comments
amberbby69 6
I hate mothers like this. It's not like if you were having sex by yourself. If she's gonna yell at you, she should be yelling at her son too. I would've just walked away, lol.
thatssomeBS 9
my mom would probably ask the girl when she was planning on having kids... you have it easy
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Comments (88)
not_kidding 0
90 - They were born one year apart, so unless one of them has secretly mastered time travel, your math is really off.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
Why were you reading a SEXUAL INTERCOURSE manual in the first place is the real question. Professor of sexpionage?
Minour 0
Ouch...
StalinsHeir 1
LOL nice
BullletProof 5
It;s good when they parets are cool with it, but they shouldnt be TOO cool with it. Like when I met my boyfriends mom and she asked if we had fun and he said "yes. Not that kind of fun though" and winked at her. it was weird :P
hockey0429 4
Haha sexual intercourse.....
miracle250 0
Wow. I dislike parents like this. It takes two people not just one. She should of yelled at both of you not just one..
keidus324 6
YDI for calling it "sexual intercourse".. What are you 80?
mandyk5918 12
That sucks!!!
sugarbear0727 19
That's happened to me before. Don't worry, you'll get over the embarrassment.