Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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IllestRated 17
Did you comfort her when she threw up?
paigexox0 37
Awh, she just wanted to make the scary part just a little bit more surprising
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Comments (67)
Eidolon_fml 5
You saw Justin Bieber the movie too?
sanecatlady 13
The main reason I don't watch horror movies is because they're usually really gross and gory, and not just scary. Can't understand what people see in them at all. I especially hate seeing horrible things happen to people's eyes and eating or being forced to eat really disgusting things.
BrittNic0le 9
There goes the $20 popcorn /:
sanecatlady 13
Another one of the reasons I haven't been to the movies for years is because I'm afraid I'll see someone on the screen puke. But if someone did it for real in the theater... That's it, I'm never going anywhere I have to sit close to a lot of people again, ever! No bus. No crowded restaurant. No theater. No life. :'(
squarecircles 13
What movie was it anyway? Some of those gory ones these days are enough to make ME puke.
lol_mar11 8
Just think about how embarrassed she must feel!
rdenkewicz 11
Wow you're dating Stan Marsh?!
CarouselHeart 11
YDI, taking somebody to a scary movie to "comfort them" sounds kinda manipulative.
juan77football 6
Well atleast you know now not to do anything scary for Halloween
BFons 19
Best defense ever.