Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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robc32ca 4
you may need to get a restraining order
disco2466 8
throw rocks at him
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Comments (121)
14000things2bhap 5
hahahahahahahaha XD sucks to suck. but seriously, u should just answer the phone and do the thing that the little boy in home alone does when the creepers r outside his house. =)
RayeofSunshine 0
I would call the cops. Three hours is a little excessive and I would have called after 45 minutes to an hour. For those who say a breakup can or can't be mutual, it can be both. My last ex and I broke up because we realized it wasn't working out and we were better off not together. However, the guy before him broke up with me out of nowhere (I seriously did not see it coming), and although I initially asked him not to leave, I realized it was for the best and accepted it.
RayeofSunshine 0
#103, he wants all the perks of being a boyfriend without any of the limitations, i.e. he wants to be able to get attention and/or affection from other girls without any commitment to you. If he fools around with another girl and you get mad, he can just say "hey, you're not my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want" and feel as though he has done nothing wrong. And technically he hasn't...if you're not together it's not really cheating.
danellegeee 0
thats true love.
laden_swallow09 35
This is why you DON'T DATE EMOS!! They're clingy, codependent, and spineless, whiny losers who pass off their annoying cries for attention as affection. Now you know! :)
darknessnight19 0
phone: ring ring u: uhh hello? him: i'm waiting u: *taking a knife and goes outside* him: oh you came back for..... what r u doing u: ahahahahahah! u *go inside* phone: ring ring him: i'm not dead yet! and i'm still waiting
muffinkitty 15
win! (:
abunton08 0
That's straight stalking and creepy.
xjennyxmariex 0
your pretty lucky, not many people would love someone so much after they broke up that they would stand outside the house and try to get he/she back.
DeathShad0 1
Just give him some time, OP. That or a restraining order.
thisgirl2u 9
This reminds me of a song *ahem* Baby, please don't go. If I wake up tomorrow will you still be here. I don't know If you feel the way I do If you leave then I'm gonna find you. 0.o Baby please don't Go Oooh no Now this song will be stuck in my head all day. :/ Thanks alot OP