Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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robc32ca 4
you may need to get a restraining order
disco2466 8
throw rocks at him
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Comments (121)
Monii_Harlz 11
at least he is motivated to be with you, but mayb you shud ask for a little bit of space lol
tamie306 5
call the police, if you forgot the number it's 911
zach5432 3
ohhh. I think it's 119
Indiana_fml 4
Well, that's a legitimate question, for in the UK it would be 0118 999 88199 9119 725...3 ;)
Vanilor_fml 5
YDI for breaking up with him.
Stinkis 0
Two words, restraining order.
SakeOfSacrifice 0
two words; Убейте суку (its russian)
ve3 0
just give the guy a break. its tough enough to go thru a breakup. give him some time and maybe talk to him. sometimes the only person who can heal the broken heart is the one who broke it.
stevenmx86 8
Just answer maybe he forgot his keys or something
BlissfulSin 6
Lol. Nice.
KVKdragon 26
you should have called the police sooner. the ex is like a zombie that wants to eat you. he keeps stalking you and won't go away. that's plenty of reason to call 911
SakeOfSacrifice 0
release the flood from halo?
SakeOfSacrifice 0
please ignore afforementioned comment. my brother is in town. that is all
maccamcrbja 5
d'awww sounds sweet ;)
murphythadog 0
Invite the biggest meanest guy over to bang you so the ex can either hear or see you then have him beat the ex up. Win-win
mrod10 0
kick him to the curb.