Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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robc32ca 4
you may need to get a restraining order
disco2466 8
throw rocks at him
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Comments (121)
Aniblecoby 0
Question: did you break up with him because you found the bodies he hides in his basement?
marley91 2
I'm sorry ur going through this...I went through this 2...my ex now has a restraining order
mymaimy 0
that is bullshit. I know how you feel. call the police. get a restraining order.
constantine91 0
how much do you want a bet that as soon as he stops with this "stalking" you will begin to do the same to him.
fmlmaster241 0
throw the biggest rock that u have at his head that will shut him up!! :) and then again.... awwwwwwwwe!!
Thalankwyte69 0
maybe u shouldnt of broken up with him ? clearly he really likes you
lizziecawley 2
ah, try this...my boyfriend and i broke up even though i still really like him. he told me he would always love me and couldn't wait until he can have me back, this obviously made me feel really special. 3 days later he was dating the chick he promised me he wouldn't date.
pleasebitch_fml 0
Maybe your the only girl he could get
Vedanta 0
two words-restraining order
theworstthing 7
Clingy