Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumped on my lap and vomited all over my doughnuts, stared at me, then bit the doughnut out of my hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jack_jill05 14
At least he kind of called you hot.
uhhSavage 22
My fiancé works at a cookie store so I know how he feels.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (148)
hopingforluck 10
lol maybe in your boyfriends mind: sex=food
brmsnipes 8
I would take that as a complement.
Razell 13
I bet you could get a perfumer to recreate the scent, if you ever quit your job as a donut jockey.
elevenseasons 9
wish my guy smelled like that...
MJ_ae 6
omg that is so funny XD. i would have literally ROFLMAO !!
jackalakalaka 7
I wouldn't say there's much wrong with that... ?
MegroKitty 8
I see no down side in this situation.
LigerFan 1
If you enjoy the sex (aren't too tired or something since it's after you've been working) I don't see the harm.
Halunygin 0
I'd take that as compliment, honestly.
JustFingGreat 8
well at least he likes it