Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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Elamdri 0
All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.
ds576 0
Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!
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Comments (178)
Ninjasaurus18 9
I'm 13 years old, and already the other girls in my grade are already stuffing their bras (even the girl with natural C's!), an I'm changing in the locker room trying to avoid the fights over whose tissues are whose?!?! Personally, I'd be totally ok with a medium B cup, because I'm a runner and I can't have a ton of boob hit me in the face with every stepXD
jonfin78 5
Model em for me. I'll tell you when you got one. BAM!
scice03 8
Look up naturaful. It's a cream that stimulated the same hormones that show up during pregnancy and puberty-- In a nutshell, it'll make your boobies grow.
mkcherry 14
I don't really see how thats rude at all. She said MAYBE you should try the girls section, if thats the only place to make bras small enough for you, then I'm not sure what else you'd want her to tell you. Im small framed (5'6 size 6/8), 36DDD and Ive been told that bras for my size in Nordstroms are in the plus size section, I didnt take it as them calling me fat, thats just where bras that fit me are located. Some of the comments generalize far too much, NOT all small breast are perky, a lot are triangular shaped/saggy/flat/have stretch marks, especially for women who have had kids, gained or lost weight. I will agree that I think MOST fake breast are gross and unnatural looking. Id take an imperfect pair of real breast over large fake ones any day.
jarobjent 17
To all the people saying that small boobs are better... You just hurt a bunch of naturally busty girls feelings. i.e, mine .
bn2003 19
I got it the other way around, I was 15 when I got cup D and nowadays I still can't find a good bra that really fits
fantasyworld 39
Nothing wrong with small breasts, it's the designs on the bras that are.
jadelagrue 14
these caps are making my eyes hurt fml