Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Schumy0724 4
Getting sick and tired of people saying they're the first post. It's so stupid.
atruegem 0
Ask a friend/neighour to drive, take a taxi, call and apologize BEFORE you miss the appointment. It is not like it was a hopeless situation. Problem solving skills = zilch.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (91)
64404 0
That's totally something I would do. But, I'm sure you could've found another way to get there. Bus? Taxi? Friends? Yeah.
_Skies 0
-_- 5th graders these days.
oopsyipooped 0
retard
ForWhatItsWorth 0
*beep* Retard alert! *beep*
Roxas_fml 0
Same as #21, read the rules.
wbrycem 0
Better question. How is this not an fml?
Roxas_fml 0
#21 - Read the rules. It doesn't have to be a mega big deal or something that will scare them for the rest of their lives to be allowed on this site. Anything that's screwed up their day or got them embarrassed is enough to be put on here.
thebeefzoosher 0
HOW IS THIS AN FML??? This site is just getting worseee
sugarcakebomb 0
should have looked in your pockets, and should have call to say you'd be running late. YDI for being a non commonsensical -if that's even a word- dumbass
McCannCanTriple 0
#31 Are you referring to yourself?
likeduhhx4 0
i hate doing that. you search and search for something and then its in the most obvious places and you feel like a dumbass afterwards. and it really sucks that you missed a job interview.
rickroller25 0
wow... cry me a ******* river stupid asshole
Boweezee 0
Thats why you always check your pockets first. (:
CherishFlowers 0
You are the STUPIDEST person on this earth.